Land of Wonders by Ubaji Isiaka Abubakar Eazy


Land of Wonders

Gandollar is infuriated!
His cousin, Gorilla, has proven to be smarter.

Gandollar receives the loot himself, 
Hides wads of dollars in bulbous babarigas
His froggy cheeks and cola stained teeth
Give away smiles of contentment
As the spy camera peeps at him.

His kinsman, Gorilla, fared better
It went for the money
But was careful enough to avoid cameras
Now, it plans to buy a forest of bananas!

Gan thinks it an insult
That Gor should prove smarter than him
With the same initials and looks
Why should Gor be better than Gan?
Gan now wants Gor probed;
I hear the police are prepared to arrest Gor too! 

I have lived too long
And palm nuts now sprout from my head--
To think I would live to hear the unthinkable!
Kano is a land of wonders which
Produces human and animal heisters.

© Ubaji Isiaka Abubakar Eazy 2019

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